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    Data inscrierii: Jul 03, 2002
    Locatie: München

    MesajTrimis: 29 07 2004, 19:45    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    High School/Jr.High
    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END


    First year in College
    program Hello(input, output)
    begin
    writeln('Hello World')
    end.


    Senior year in College
    (defun hello
    (print
    (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))


    New professional
    #include <stdio.h>
    void main(void)
    {
    char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
    int i;

    for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
    printf("%s", message[i]);
    printf("\n");
    }


    Seasoned professional
    #include
    #include <string.h>

    class string
    {
    private:
    int size;
    char *ptr;

    public:
    string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

    string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
    {
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
    }

    ~string()
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    }

    friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
    string &operator=(const char *);
    };

    ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
    {
    return(stream << s.ptr);
    }

    string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
    {
    if (this != &chrs)
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    size = strlen(chrs);
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, chrs);
    }
    return(*this);
    }

    int main()
    {
    string str;

    str = "Hello World";
    cout << str << endl;

    return(0);
    }


    Master Programmer
    [
    uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    library LHello
    {
    // bring in the master library
    importlib("actimp.tlb");
    importlib("actexp.tlb");

    // bring in my interfaces
    #include "pshlo.idl"

    [
    uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    cotype THello
    {
    interface IHello;
    interface IPersistFile;
    };
    };

    [
    exe,
    uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    module CHelloLib
    {

    // some code related header files
    importheader(<windows.h>);
    importheader(<ole2.h>);
    importheader(<except.hxx>);
    importheader("pshlo.h");
    importheader("shlo.hxx");
    importheader("mycls.hxx");

    // needed typelibs
    importlib("actimp.tlb");
    importlib("actexp.tlb");
    importlib("thlo.tlb");

    [
    uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
    aggregatable
    ]
    coclass CHello
    {
    cotype THello;
    };
    };


    #include "ipfix.hxx"

    extern HANDLE hEvent;

    class CHello : public CHelloBase
    {
    public:
    IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

    CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
    ~CHello();

    HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

    private:
    static int cObjRef;
    };


    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include "thlo.h"
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

    CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
    {
    cObjRef++;
    return;
    }

    HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
    {
    printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
    return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
    }


    CHello::~CHello(void)
    {

    // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
    cObjRef--;
    if( cObjRef == 0 )
    PulseEvent(hEvent);

    return;
    }

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    HANDLE hEvent;

    int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    ULONG ulRef;
    DWORD dwRegistration;
    CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

    hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
    REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

    // wait on an event to stop
    WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

    // revoke and release the class object
    CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
    ulRef = pCF->Release();

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();

    return(0); }

    extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
    extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

    CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F891,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F890,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "clsid.h"

    int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    HRESULT hRslt;
    IHello *pHello;
    ULONG ulCnt;
    IMoniker * pmk;
    WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
    WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

    // get object path
    wcsPath[0] = '\0';
    wcsT[0] = '\0';
    if( argc > 1) {
    mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
    wcsupr(wcsPath);
    }
    else {
    fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
    return(1);
    }

    // get print string
    if(argc > 2)
    mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
    else
    wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

    printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
    printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {


    hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
    hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

    // print a string out
    pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

    Sleep(2000);
    ulCnt = pHello->Release();
    }
    else
    printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();
    }

    return(0);
    }


    Apprentice Hacker
    #!/usr/local/bin/perl
    $msg="Hello, world.\n";
    if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
    while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
    $outfilename = $arg;
    open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
    print (FILE $msg);
    close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
    }
    } else {
    print ($msg);
    }
    1;


    Experienced Hacker
    #include
    #define S "Hello, World\n"
    main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


    Seasoned Hacker
    % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
    % a.out


    Guru Hacker
    % echo "Hello, world."


    New Manager
    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END


    Middle Manager
    mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
    Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
    world."?
    I need it by tomorrow.
    ^D


    Senior Manager
    % zmail jim
    I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.


    Chief Executive
    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
    % help mail
    help: Command not found.
    % damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    % logout
    _________________
    http://youtu.be/trtUCX9aRm4
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    Data inscrierii: Jul 09, 2002
    Locatie: Frankfurt

    MesajTrimis: 01 09 2004, 12:09    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    And god said :
    C:\>Let there be light!
    Enter user id.
    C:\>God
    Enter password.
    C:\>Omniscient
    Password incorrect. Try again.
    C:\>Omnipotent
    Password incorrect. Try again.
    C:\>Technocrat
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    C:\>Let there be light!
    Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    C:\>Create light
    Done.
    C:\>Run heaven_and_earth
    And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
    C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
    Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    C:\>Create firmament
    Done.
    C:\>Run firmament
    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
    C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
    place and let the dry land appear and
    Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.
    C:\>Create dry_land
    Done.


    C:\>Run firmament
    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
    And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
    C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
    Unspecified type. Try again.
    C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
    Done.
    C:\>Run sun_moon_stars
    And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day
    and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0
    errors.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
    C:\>Create fish
    Done.
    C:\>Create fowl
    Done.
    C:\>Create cattle
    Done.
    C:\>Create creepy_things
    Done.
    C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things
    And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
    creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
    after its kind.
    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6.
    C:\>Now let us make man in our image.
    Unspecified type. Try again.
    C:\>Create man
    Done.


    C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
    it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the
    fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon
    the earth
    Too many command operands. Try again.
    C:\>Run multiplication
    Execution teminated. 6 errors.
    C:\>Insert breath
    Done.
    C:\>Run multiplication
    Execution teminated. 5 errors.
    C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
    File Garden of Eden does not exist.
    C:\>Create Garden.edn
    Done.
    C:\>Run multiplication
    Execution teminated. 4 errors.
    C:\>Copy woman from man
    Done.
    C:\>Run multiplication
    Execution teminated. 2 errors.
    C:\>Create desire
    Done.
    C:\>Run multiplication
    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
    C:\>Create freewill
    Done.


    C:\>Run freewill
    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
    C:\>Undo desire
    Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
    C:\>Destroy freewill
    Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
    C:>\Help
    Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
    Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
    C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
    C:\>Create good, evil
    Done.
    C:\>Activate evil
    And God saw he had created shame.
    Warning system error in sector E95.
    Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors.
    C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
    Search failed.
    C:\>Delete shame
    Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
    C:\>Destroy freewill
    Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.


    C:\>Stop
    Unrecognizaable command. Try again.
    C:\>Break
    C:\>Break
    C:\>Break
    ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN
    FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.
    PLEASE LOG OFF.
    C:\>Create new world
    You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
    before new ones can be created.
    C:\>Destroy earth
    Destroy earth: please confirm.
    C:\>Destroy earth confirmed
    COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
    AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
    And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
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    Data inscrierii: Jun 10, 2003
    Locatie: Bucuresti

    MesajTrimis: 01 09 2004, 12:41    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    Ein Tag im Leben eines Admin
    ************************

    > Mo, 08:05
    >
    > Die Woche fängt gut an.. Anruf aus der Werbeabteilung, sie können eine Datei
    > nicht finden. Habe Ihnen die Verwendung des Suchprogramms "FDISK" empfohlen.
    > Hoffe, sie sind eine Weile beschäftigt.
    >
    > 08:25
    >
    > Die Lohnbuchhaltung beschwert sich, ihre Netzwerkverbindung funktioniert
    > nicht. Habe zugesagt, mich sofort darum zu kümmern. Anschließend meine
    > Kaffeemaschine ausgestöpselt und ihren Server wieder angeschlossen. Warum
    > hört mir keiner zu, wenn ich sage, ich habe hier zu wenig Steckdosen?
    > Lohnbuchhaltung bedankt sich für die prompte Erledigung. Wieder ein paar
    > glückliche User!
    >
    > 08:45
    >
    > Die Lagerfuzzis wollen wissen, wie sie die Schriftarten in ihrem
    > Textverarbeitungsprogramm verändern können. Frage sie, welcher Chipsatz auf
    > der Hauptplatine eingebaut ist. Sie wollen wieder anrufen, wenn sie es
    > herausgefunden haben.
    >
    > 09:20
    >
    > Anruf aus einer Zweigstelle: Sie können keine Anlagen in Lotus Notes öffnen.
    > Verbinde sie mit der Pförtnerkammer im Erdgeschoss.
    >
    > 09:35
    >
    > Die Werbeabteilung berichtet, ihr PC fährt nicht mehr hoch und zeigt "ERROR
    > IN DRIVE 0" an. Sage ihnen, das Betriebssystem ist schuld und gebe ihnen die
    > Nummer der Microsoft-Hotline.
    >
    > 09:40
    >
    > Die Lageristen behaupten, sie hätten herausgefunden, daß die Schriftarten
    > mit dem Chipsatz nichts zu tun haben. Sage Ihnen, ich hätte gesagt "Bitsatz"
    > und nicht "Chipsatz". Sie wollen weiter suchen. Wie kommen diese Leute zu
    > ihrem Führerschein?
    >
    > 10:05
    >
    > Der Ausbildungsleiter ruft an, er braucht einen Zugangscode für einen neuen
    > Lehrling. Sage ihm, er muss einen Antrag stellen mit Formblatt
    > 7A96GFTR4567LPHT. Sagt, er hat noch nie etwas von so einem Formblatt gehört.
    > Verweise ihn an den Pförtner im Erdgeschoss.
    >
    > 10:20
    >
    > Die Burschen aus dem Lager geben keine Ruhe. Sie sind sehr unfreundlich und
    > behaupten, ich würde sie verarschen. Sie hätten nun selbst herausgefunden,
    > wie man die Schriftarten verändert. Sie wollen sich beim Personalchef über
    > mich beschweren. Ich schalte das Telefon des Personalchefs auf "besetzt".
    > Anschließend logge ich mich auf ihren Server ein und erteile ihnen eine
    > Lektion.
    >
    > 10:30
    >
    > Meine Freundin ruft an. Ihre Eltern kommen am Wochenende zu Besuch und sie
    > hat ein umfangreiches Betreuungsprogramm vorbereitet. Hört nicht auf zu
    > reden. Verbinde sie mit dem Pförtner im Erdgeschoss.
    >
    > 10:40
    >
    > Schon wieder das Lager. Sie berichten sehr kleinlaut, daß alle ihre Dateien
    > leer sind. Sage ihnen, das kommt davon, wenn man schlauer sein will als der
    > Administrator. Zeige mich versöhnlich und verspreche, mich in das Problem zu
    > vertiefen. Warte 15 Minuten, um dann über ihren Server die Schriftfarbe
    > wieder von "weiß" auf "schwarz" Zurückzustellen. Sie bedanken sich
    > überschwänglich und versichern mir, die angedrohte Beschwerde wäre nur ein
    > Scherz gewesen. Ab heute fressen sie mir aus der Hand!
    >
    > 10:45
    >
    > Der Pförtner kommt vorbei und erzählt, er erhalte merkwürdige Anrufe. Er
    > will unbedingt etwas über Computer lernen. Sage ihm, wir fangen sofort mit
    > der Ausbildung an. Gebe ihm als erste Lektion die Aufgabe, den Monitor genau
    > zu beobachten. Gehe zum Mittagessen.
    >
    > 14:30
    >
    > Komme vom Mittagessen zurück. Der Pförtner berichtet, der Personalchef sei
    > hier gewesen und habe etwas von einem Telefonproblem gefaselt. Schalte das
    > Besetztzeichen von seiner Leitung. Was würden diese Leute ohne mich tun?
    >
    > 14:35
    >
    > Stöpsle das Service Telefon wieder ein. Es klingelt sofort. Cornelia (muss
    > neu sein) vom Versand ruft an. Sagt, sie brauche dringend eine neue ID, weil
    > sie die alte vergessen hat. Sage ihr, ID wird vom Zufallsgenerator erzeugt,
    > wenn ich ihre Haarfarbe, Alter, Maße und Familienstand eingebe. Die Daten
    > hören sich aufregend an. Sage ihr, die ID wird erst am Abend fertig sein,
    > aber wegen der Dringlichkeit werde ich sie Ihr direkt zu ihrer Wohnung
    > bringen.
    >
    > 14:40
    >
    > Blättere ein wenig im Terminkalender des Personalchefs. Lösche den Eintrag
    > "MORGEN HOCHZEITSTAG!!!" am Mittwoch und den Eintrag "HOCHZEITSTAG! AUF DEM
    > HEIMWEG BLUMEN KAUFEN!!!" am Donnerstag. Frage mich, ob er am Freitag immer
    > noch so zufrieden aussieht.
    >
    > 14:45
    >
    > Pförtner sagt, der Monitor erscheine ihm etwas zu dunkel. Schalte den
    > Monitor ein und starte den Bildschirmschoner. Pförtner macht sich eifrig
    > Notizen. Wenn doch die gesamte Belegschaft so leicht zufrieden zu stellen
    > wäre!
    >
    > 14:55
    >
    > Spiele einige Dateien aus dem Ordner "Behobene Fehler" wieder auf den
    > Hauptserver zurück um sicherzustellen, daß meiner Ablösung für die
    > Spätschicht nicht langweilig wird.
    >
    > 15:00
    >
    > Endlich Feierabend! Hole mir vom Server der Personalabteilung die Adresse
    > von Cornelia und packe die Flasche Schampus aus dem Kühlschrank der
    > VIP-Lounge ein. Notiere noch hastig ihre neue ID (123456) und mache mich auf
    > den Weg. Nach so einem harten Tag braucht der Mensch ein wenig Entspannung!
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    Data inscrierii: Jul 01, 2002

    MesajTrimis: 01 10 2004, 14:26    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    Trei programatori, in toaleta unui bar.
    Iese primul din cabina WC,se spala pe maini, ia un servetel, se sterge bine de tot pe maini, pe langa unghii, isi sterge bine degetele,si apoi spune: -Eu folosesc WINDOWS si programez in VISUAL BASIC, am invatat sa fiu foarte atent la detalii.
    Iese al doilea. Se spala pe maini, ia un servetel si se sterge, folosind servetelul in intregime, fiecare coltisor. -Eu folosesc WINDOWS si programez in DELPHI, am invatat sa folosesc resursele la maxim.
    Iese al treilea. Asta nici macar nu se spala pe maini. -Eu folosesc LINUX si programez in C, am invatat sa nu ma p*s pe alaturi.
    ...
    si mai iesi si al patrulea care se uita cind la un rulou de servetele cind la altul si zice:eu programez in Java, niciodata nu am stiut care-i calea cea mai buna.
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    Data inscrierii: Jun 30, 2002
    Locatie: Pe ici pe colo

    MesajTrimis: 29 08 2005, 10:22    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba cu ton de cearta:

    - Unde ai fost toata noaptea?

    - Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a
    adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i
    s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea
    a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. In final am ajuns la
    ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea.

    - Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai incercat sa-ti instalezi cacatul ala de
    Windows pe calculator.
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    Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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    boolean:
    Programmer's girlfriend: "Are you going to sit and type in front of that thing all day or are you going out with me?"
    Programmer: "Yes."

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    Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. It's a hardware problem.

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    So a programmer has a problem and decides to try writing a regular expression to solve it. Now he has two problems

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    Q: When will Microsoft start making products that don't suck?
    A: When they start making vacuum cleaners.

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    MesajTrimis: 31 07 2014, 11:04    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    bah, this is the dumbest thing ever. I broke linux mint over the silliest thing, and I am quite pissed.
    The bottom panel was too small. I was adjusting it to be more manageable. I accidentally right clicked on the "+" in the dialog that makes it larger.
    right clicking causes it to go to max size. It now fills the screen and I can't go to any other window or menu or anything. I restarted and it kept that setting.
    * 1 hour later
    I joined the linux mint help channel, the guy there helping me suddenly left
    he came back and said he was stupid enough to "recreate my problem"
    and now he's in the same boat

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    <rmrfResume> So let me get this straight.
    <rmrfResume> You built a linux system from scratch using hardened GCC
    <rmrfResume> secured the whole system with RSBAC
    <rmrfResume> Developed private chroots for each and every service ran on it
    <rmrfResume> which include an http, ftp, smtp, pop3, imap, irc, and dyndns server
    <rmrfResume> WITH mail filtering and dynamic mysql databases for each service
    <rmrfResume> with the mysql daemon in its own chroot
    <rmrfResume> then did same system networking for the whole lot
    <rmrfResume> and had everything running in a single night?
    <Pryoidain> I do cocaine.
    <cjk> oh
    <asaph[Away]> WOW
    <rmrfResume> suddenly it all makes sense.

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    * Joins: redryan_
    <Trinexx> ryan! icon_biggrin.gif
    <Trinexx> dude, where you been at?
    <redryan_> man, I have no fucking idea. I went outside to get the mail, next thing I know I've got a job and a social life

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    Greatgreen: I'm going to fail icon_sad.gif
    NumberGuy: think positively
    Greatgreen: I'm going to fail icon_smile.gif

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    <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
    <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> fuck me
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    MesajTrimis: 01 08 2014, 22:27    Titlul subiectului: Ignora utilizatorul Raspunde cu citat (quote)

    <Azio> Be wary of SEO firms that send you email out of the blue.
    <Azio> Amazingly, we get these spam emails too:
    <Azio> "Dear google.com,
    <Azio> I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories..."

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    <sdmkun> tar -xzf merc.tgz what the fuck
    <sdmkun> how the fuck do you people remember this shit
    just think with a german accent
    XTRACT ZE FILES

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    <@codstar> rice crispies and hangovers don't go together
    <@codstar> first time ive ever told a bowl of cereal to stfu

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    madskz: i' tried ass fuck
    takefive: Ahaha
    takefive: wait, why?
    madskz: what??
    madskz: oh shit
    madskz: *i'm tired as fuck
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